Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
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Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.
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Steve is a Great White Shark
and Bucky is a Tiger Shark
does it come with butter pillows
is anyone reading that description
im gonna fuck the ghost
do not fuck the ghost
Snake turnt af
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I keep pushing back my shower time. I’m gonna go do it now before I completely give up on it.
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
never not funny
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i will always find a way out
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
what the fUCK?!?!
i love to singa
about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a
Also I accidentally killed a chicken while fighting a blood dragon, and for some reason the blood dragon was a witness to the chicken’s slaughter, coz once I killed it it said “last witness killed, 40 bounty removed”
??? ?? ??????? ? ??????
How could this happen to me
Jefferson scenes per episode
OMG I want the Squirtle tank top!
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